Jul 06 2009
She Can Be Even More Evil Now Without a Day Job v1 n62
So Sarah Palin couldn’t take the pressure of being in the national spotlight. Whaaaaaaaa! I know she was treated so unfairly by the evil liberal press, like being asked unfair questions about what newspapers she reads. But for a lady who kills things from helicopters, you’d think she’d have a set of you know what. So now that she no longer has a day job, what do you think she’ll be up to? She had a blast running hate rallies in stadiums all last fall. Perhaps she could go on tour again, maybe as the opening act for the Jonas Brothers. She can preach abstinence and talk about the evils of “socialism.” And after that tour is over, she’d be ripe for a VH-1 Celeb-reality show. She could live in a house full of washed up musicians and teen idols, or maybe try to date an aging hair metal guy. Because those shows are much better at portraying people than that evil evil liberal media!
I was wanting to make a witty and snarky quip, but you have said it all my friend… Well written!
Great, great work Jason! I don’t know if that sociopath Cheney is behind all of this, but something is “Rotten in Groton”. The GOP is in such a sorry state right now that she is actually being mentioned as a possible candidate for 2012. I’m beginning to feel sorry for them. Whew-that passed quickly enough. Nice job buddy.
ypi guys are so afraid of her. It’s comical.
@judy - thanks!
@tailback - yeah, I know the American electorate loves a quitter!
@vraj - If by afraid you mean laughing at what a hilarious trainwreck caricature of a loonie right wing fembot she is, then yes, I’m so scared my coffee is coming out of my nose.
What’s up man, it is good to be back… Where the hell did all of these religious wackos come from man??? Looks like I came off the DL at the right time lol…
skw, the scary people are out in full force! I’m sure they’ll bugger off as soon as our gracious blog hosts change their pay structure on them. It’s one thing being an asshat for hire but another doing it for free.
bro tell me you’re making a post for this - http://newsday.today.com/2009/07/10/smile-president-youre-on-camera/